Tuesday 27 September 2011

10 April, 1886 - Answers to Correspondents - Miscellaneous

Ouch.

GINGER:- What do you mean by "some one"? The best way to make your brothers and sisters care for you is to be unselfish, thoughtful and helpful for them, and sweet-tempered. If we had a recipe for quickly making you thinner we should decline to give it. We fear you are a very weak-minded little girl.
A "PLEASANT" INQUIRER:- We wish we could, on our part, return the compliment, and believe you to be an "imaginary" correspondent, as you are so rude a little girl. We do not care to answer the questions contained in such disrespectful epistles as yours. We recommend you to procure a spelling book.

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